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Bad food

My step-auntie Delilah ate a stale biscuit and Vulcan death-gripped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a milkman a policeman a taxi driver a woman a dentist a surgeon a shepherd a spy a farmer a ticket inspector

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