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Bad food

My step-auntie Delilah ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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