Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Delilah ate turkey twizzlers and …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Vulcan death-gripped bit head-butted karate-chopped roundhouse kicked kneed kicked nutcracker choked scissor-kicked slapped

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.