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My step-auntie Delilah ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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