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Bad food

My step-auntie Delilah ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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