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My step-auntie Delilah ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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