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Bad food

My step-auntie Delilah ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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