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Bad food

My step-auntie Delilah ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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