Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
step-auntie
Delilah
ate
a wedge of blue cheese
and
karate-chopped
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Venezuelan
Uruguayan
Azerbaijani
Palestinian
Fijian
Scottish
Zimbabwean
Israeli
Sri Lankan
Egyptian
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.