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Bad food

My step-auntie Delilah ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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