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Bad food

My step-auntie Delilah ate …

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mouldy potatoes a wedge of blue cheese a stale biscuit canned prunes soggy lettuce yesterday's fish a box of dead mice a plate of soggy nachos turkey twizzlers over-cooked pasta

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