Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Darla ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.