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My step-auntie Darla ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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