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Bad food

My step-auntie Darla ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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