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My step-auntie Darla ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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