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Bad food

My step-auntie Darla ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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