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Bad food

My step-auntie Darla ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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