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Bad food

My step-auntie Darla ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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