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Bad food

My step-auntie Darla ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.