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Bad food

My step-auntie Darla ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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