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Bad food

My step-auntie Darla ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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