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Bad food

My step-auntie Darla ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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