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Bad food

My step-auntie Darla ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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