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Bad food

My step-auntie Darla ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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