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Bad food

My step-auntie Darla ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.