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Bad food

My step-auntie Darla ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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