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My step-auntie Darla ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.