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Bad food

My step-auntie Darla ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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