Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Darla ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.