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My step-auntie Darla ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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