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Bad food

My step-auntie Darla ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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