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My step-auntie Darla ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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