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Bad food

My step-auntie Darla ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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