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Bad food

My step-auntie Darla ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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