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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Darla
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mouldy potatoes
a stale biscuit
a box of dead mice
turkey twizzlers
the last Rolo
over-cooked pasta
yesterday's fish
stale bread
a plate of soggy nachos
cat biscuits
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