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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Darla
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mouldy potatoes
mushy peas
Brussels sprouts
yesterday's fish
a wedge of blue cheese
stale bread
cat biscuits
soggy lettuce
a box of dead mice
canned prunes
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