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Bad food

My step-auntie Clarabelle ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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