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Bad food

My step-auntie Clarabelle ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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