Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
step-auntie
Clarabelle
ate
a box of dead mice
and
strangled
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Jamaican
Australian
Kosovan
Paraguayan
Russian
Libyan
South Korean
Cypriot
Mauritanian
Sri Lankan
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.