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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Clarabelle
ate
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
soggy lettuce
canned prunes
mushy peas
cat biscuits
stale bread
mouldy potatoes
a plate of soggy nachos
a box of dead mice
over-cooked pasta
yesterday's fish
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