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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Clarabelle
ate
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Brussels sprouts
turkey twizzlers
over-cooked pasta
a wedge of blue cheese
mushy peas
a box of dead mice
cat biscuits
a stale biscuit
soggy lettuce
canned prunes
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