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Bad food

My step-auntie Cecilia ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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