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Bad food

My step-auntie Cecilia ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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