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Bad food

My step-auntie Cecilia ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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