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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Cecilia
ate
a stale biscuit
and
throat-punched
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a dentist
a policeman
a child
a man
a spy
a milkman
a woman
a ticket inspector
a shepherd
a tramp
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