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Bad food

My step-auntie Cecilia ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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