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Bad food

My step-auntie Cecilia ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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