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Bad food

My step-auntie Cecilia ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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