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Bad food

My step-auntie Cecilia ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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