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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Cecilia
ate
a wedge of blue cheese
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
strangled
roundhouse kicked
kneed
Vulcan death-gripped
nutcracker choked
kicked
head-butted
punched
slapped
scissor-kicked
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