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Bad food

My step-auntie Cecilia ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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