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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Cecilia
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a stale biscuit
Brussels sprouts
canned prunes
a box of dead mice
stale bread
soggy lettuce
stinky tofu
a wedge of blue cheese
mouldy potatoes
cat biscuits
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