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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Cecilia
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
stale bread
a plate of soggy nachos
a wedge of blue cheese
stinky tofu
yesterday's fish
a box of dead mice
mouldy potatoes
the last Rolo
soggy lettuce
turkey twizzlers
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