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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Cecilia
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mouldy potatoes
mushy peas
cat biscuits
stinky tofu
a wedge of blue cheese
a plate of soggy nachos
over-cooked pasta
the last Rolo
a stale biscuit
turkey twizzlers
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