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My step-auntie Bridget ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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