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Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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