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My step-auntie Bridget ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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