Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.