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Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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