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Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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