Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate mouldy potatoes and karate-chopped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tramp a taxi driver a milkman a pilot a ticket inspector a dentist a policewoman a train driver a policeman a shepherd

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