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Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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