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Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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