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Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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