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Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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