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Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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