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Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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