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Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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