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My step-auntie Bridget ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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