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My step-auntie Bridget ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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