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My step-auntie Bridget ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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