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Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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