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Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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