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Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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