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Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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