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Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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