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Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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