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My step-auntie Bridget ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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