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Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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