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My step-auntie Bridget ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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