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My step-auntie Bridget ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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