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Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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