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Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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