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Bad food

My step-auntie Bridget ate …

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over-cooked pasta a wedge of blue cheese soggy lettuce cat biscuits the last Rolo stinky tofu yesterday's fish Brussels sprouts turkey twizzlers a plate of soggy nachos

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