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Bad food

My step-auntie Betsy ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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