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Bad food

My step-auntie Betsy ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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